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Week at a glance
The champion, the disaster, the luckiest escape, and the big number that everyone is chasing.
294.70 season PF · second-fewest
Weekly high-score tracker
Season peak: 240.40Co-winners at 9.50 post-add points each. Cost: $1 and $0.
10.40 benched points for Noob Noob on Saturday.
Down 22.00 entering Saturday; won by 21.90.
Johns Brother's Team on Saturday.
$20 FAAB produced 1.25 post-add points for Skeem.
Positional awards
The highest-scoring forward, defenseman, and goalie from the selected completed week.
Week 2 · Oct 5–11
ForwardAuston Matthewsballs and wieners41.25
DefenseJohn Carlsonballs and wieners21.00
GoalieJake OettingerDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen32.20
Week 1 · Sep 28–Oct 4
ForwardConnor McDavidDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen38.00
DefenseEvan BouchardTrinidad and Tobago38.75
GoalieJeremy SwaymanPorkchop Sandwiches24.70
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey league results, player scoring, and transactions. Positional awards include every completed week through Week 2. Data verified October 12, 2026.
Week 3 matchup preview
October 12–18 · Six matchups, six storylines, and one undefeated record guaranteed to take damage.
Matchup of the Week
Armothy's Revenge (2–0)vsJohn's Shitty Team (2–0)
Battle of the Unbeatens. Both teams are 2–0, but that's where the similarity ends. Armothy's Revenge has the league's highest point total (424.55); John's Shitty Team has the third-fewest (318.00), and both wins are officially classified as lucky. Something has to give: dominance or dumb luck.
balls and wieners (1–1)vsJohns Brother's Team (1–1)
balls and wieners is coming off the week's high score (240.40, best of the season); Johns Brother's Team authored the comeback of the week with a 75.25-point Saturday. Two teams at peak confidence colliding.
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen (0–2)vsJew Tang Clan (1–1)
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen is 0–2 but posted the 7th-best Week 2 score and is outscoring three teams with winning records—the record lies. Jew Tang Clan sits 3rd in points for (414.55) and looks like a contender. Trap game potential.
Father of Minnesota Twins (1–1)vsSkeem (1–1)
Father of Minnesota Twins owns the league's best defense corps and sits 5th in points; Skeem has the second-fewest points (294.70) and got boat-raced 240.40–124.05 last week. Mismatch on paper, but paper burns.
Noob Noob (1–1)vsTrinidad and Tobago (1–1)
Mid-table scrap between two teams still figuring out what they are. Trinidad and Tobago nearly stole Week 2; Noob Noob got handled by the champs.
Porkchop Sandwiches (1–1)vsWyld Stallyns (0–2)
Porkchop Sandwiches is 4th in points (393.25) and lost Week 2 with the 5th-best score—the week's unlucky result. Wyld Stallyns is 0–2 with the fewest points in the league (273.50). The biggest on-paper mismatch of the week.
The Skid Mark
Week 3 · Day 2 moneylines · absolutely no sharp action detected
Lines courtesy of Cooper (Andrew Green) — fresh board every morning.
Not real gambling. No money changes hands. Chris is not a bookie. Probably. Lines set by a guy who once benched a 10-point goalie.
Week 3 schedule: October 12–18, 2026. Records and points totals are through Week 2. Current scores on The Skid Mark are through Monday's games.
Power rankings
One through twelve, still sorted into the league's five interdimensional tiers.
First place and the league's highest point total.
Really unlucky in Week 1, top-half in Week 2, might be really good.
Back-to-back top-half finishes and the fourth-most points.
A massive Week 2 powered by 77.50 points from four defensemen.
Week 2 champion and owner of the season's high score.
Undefeated with the third-fewest points. The luck is doing cardio.
A near-comeback and the seventh-most points.
Comeback of the week and a top-three Week 2 finish.
Shat the bed against Armothy's Revenge.
Two bottom-half finishes, but still outscoring Noob Noob and Skeem.
Second-fewest points and an abnormally awful start. It is, technically, still early.
Last place, winless, and the fewest points in the league.
Week 1 baseline: pure points-for order, exactly as requested. These rankings are the starting line for Week 2's movement arrows.
Opening-week scoring leader.
Second-most points; lost by 3.25.
Third in Week 1 scoring.
Fourth in Week 1 scoring.
Fifth in Week 1 scoring.
Sixth in Week 1 scoring.
Seventh in Week 1 scoring.
Eighth in Week 1 scoring.
Ninth in Week 1 scoring.
Tenth in Week 1 scoring.
Eleventh in Week 1 scoring.
Twelfth in Week 1 scoring.
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey. Week 1 is points-for order; Week 2 reflects results through October 11, with movement versus Week 1. Verified October 12, 2026.
League leaders
The names carrying rosters—and a few doing it for teams that could use the help.
Top 15 skaters · Season
1Sebastian AhoWyld Stallyns58.00
2Evan BouchardTrinidad and Tobago56.75
3Connor McDavidDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen56.00
4Jack EichelArmothy's Revenge55.50
5William NylanderSkeem52.25
6Auston Matthewsballs and wieners52.00
7Kyle ConnorPorkchop Sandwiches50.75
8Nick SchmaltzJew Tang Clan48.25
9Andrei SvechnikovTrinidad and Tobago46.75
10Nathan MacKinnonJew Tang Clan46.50
11Brandon HagelFather of Minnesota Twins46.50
12Leon DraisaitlArmothy's Revenge44.50
13Elias PetterssonJew Tang Clan44.50
14Vasily Podkolzinballs and wieners · $0 pickup43.25
15Kirill KaprizovTrinidad and Tobago43.00
Top 8 goalies · Season
1Jeremy SwaymanPorkchop Sandwiches46.70
2Jesper WallstedtPorkchop Sandwiches40.80
3Linus UllmarkArmothy's Revenge36.80
4Jake OettingerDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen35.20
5Ilya SorokinWyld Stallyns33.70
6Karel VejmelkaNoob Noob32.10
7Juuse Sarosballs and wieners29.20
8Logan ThompsonFather of Minnesota Twins28.80
Top 10 defensemen · Season
1Evan BouchardTrinidad and Tobago56.75
2Mikhail SergachevFather of Minnesota Twins35.50
3Quinn HughesFather of Minnesota Twins35.25
4Cale MakarFather of Minnesota Twins34.50
5Filip HronekSkeem34.25
6Vladislav Gavrikovwaivers31.00
7Roman JosiFather of Minnesota Twins31.00
8John Carlsonballs and wieners27.75
9Shayne GostisbehereJew Tang Clan27.50
10Vince DunnJew Tang Clan27.25
Multiverse malfunction: the overall scoring leader plays for 0–2 Wyld Stallyns, while Porkchop Sandwiches owns both of the top two goalies.
Top 10 scorers · Week 2
1Auston Matthewsballs and wieners41.25
2Sebastian AhoWyld Stallyns37.50
3Tim StutzleDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen37.25
4Brandon HagelFather of Minnesota Twins35.75
5William NylanderSkeem35.00
6Jake Oettinger (G)Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen32.20
7Jack EichelArmothy's Revenge31.75
8Andrei SvechnikovTrinidad and Tobago28.00
9Alexis LafreniereDon't B a Drag Just B a Queen26.75
10Linus Ullmark (G)Armothy's Revenge26.70
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey Players page sorted by fantasy points. Season and Week 2 totals verified October 12, 2026; the season defenseman leaderboard runs through Week 3 Monday.
Waiver wire report
What the league spent, what the claims actually produced, and who has been living on the transactions page.
Skeem got 1.25 post-add points. Victor Olofsson cost $10 for 0.00; Stuart Skinner cost $7 for 0.00.
Power cost Trinidad and Tobago $1; Lee cost Porkchop Sandwiches $0. Both played active and share the top spot.
balls and wieners added Podkolzin for $0 on September 28, before Week 1. Only post-add games count.
The transaction desk
Every claim gets a receipt. Some get entered into evidence.
Week 2
- Skeem spent $35 and turned the Samuelsson–Olofsson portion of the cart into 1.25 points: Mattias Samuelsson cost $20 for 1.25, while Victor Olofsson cost $10 to watch 0.00 from the bench. Luxury pricing, outlet production.
- Trinidad and Tobago paid $1 for Owen Power's 9.50 active points, while Porkchop Sandwiches found the same 9.50 from Anders Lee for $0. Apparently points were available; they were simply not located in Skeem's aisle.
- Trinidad and Tobago also spent $7 on Stuart Skinner for 0.00, and Armothy's Revenge stashed Troy Terry on IR for $0. One was an investment; the other was at least priced honestly.
Week 1
- Skeem claimed Tyler Bertuzzi on Wednesday and dropped him Friday—a two-day rental, a mayfly of a transaction.
- Armothy's Revenge spent $8 churning: Mikael Granlund for $2, JJ Peterka for $3, and Cole Perfetti for $3, with Valeri Nichushkin dropped to make room. Rich teams can afford expensive hobbies.
- Jew Tang Clan paid $4 for Jacob Trouba after Wyld Stallyns dropped Trouba. One team's trash became another team's four-dollar defenseman.
- Jew Tang Clan dropped Mattias Samuelsson for free on Sunday. Seven days later, Skeem paid $20 for Samuelsson. The waiver wire is not an efficient market; the transaction desk has kept the receipt.
Week 2 activity
- Most active: six-way tie at 2 adds each—Armothy's Revenge, Skeem, Jew Tang Clan, Porkchop Sandwiches, Father of Minnesota Twins, and Trinidad and Tobago.
- Co-winners: Owen Power and Anders Lee, 9.50 post-add points each.
- Expensive flops: Mattias Samuelsson, $20 for 1.25; Victor Olofsson, $10 for 0.00; Stuart Skinner, $7 for 0.00.
Season activity through Week 2
- Most active: Armothy's Revenge and Skeem, 5 adds each.
- Next: Jew Tang Clan, 4 adds.
- Transaction window: 27 itemized adds from September 28–October 11.
Week 2 post-add leaderboard
1Owen PowerActive$19.50
1Anders LeeActive$09.50
3Dylan GarandBenched only post-add day · 0.00 lineup points$17.70
4Bobby McMannActive · all on Oct 11$15.75
5Shane PintoActive$04.50
6Brayden McNabbActive$33.50
6Declan CarlileBenched · 0.00 lineup points$13.50
8Jack RoslovicBenched · 0.00 lineup points$31.50
9Mattias SamuelssonActive$201.25
10Victor OlofssonBenched$100.00
10Jack QuinnBenched$00.00
10Stuart SkinnerStarted Oct 9 loss, then benched$70.00
10Troy TerryIR stash · no games$00.00
Unverified: Vladislav Gavrikov's $4 October 8 add appears in the transaction log, but Gavrikov was not found on Father of Minnesota Twins' Week 2 roster, so post-add production is not ranked.
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey Transactions page, matchup day tabs, and player scoring. Post-add production counts games on or after the add date; pre-add games are excluded. The old full-week figures for Roslovic and Carlile are not pickup totals. One Wyld Stallyns add appeared in team totals but was not itemized in the source pull, so it is not invented here. Verified October 12, 2026.
Trophy room
Ten completed seasons of presidents, champions, and the managers behind every old team name.
The best record before the playoffs gets its own hardware. The season archive below spotlights every winner—even when the bracket had other ideas.
Every championship matchup is preserved with the score when Yahoo recorded one, credited to the manager across every team-name era.
History begins2016
Completed seasons10
Champions5 managers + 1 hidden
Most titlesChris · 6
Current season10th anniversary
Manager trophy counts
Chris62Goodbye Moonmen; Armothy's Revenge
Corazzi02SkankHunt420; BackdoorSluts9; Leon's Dry Cider Company; FM@BB; balls and wieners
corey02Porkchop Sandwiches
Eric11Eric's Ice Munchers variants; Minnesota teams
John11John's Shitty Team
brian10brian's Team; Skeem
Matt01Just Ice for Harambe; Noob Noob
Justin01Johns Brother's Team
Jan Michael Vincents102016 team; Yahoo manager identity is hidden
Season archive
Open any year for the complete final standings. Final rank reflects playoff finish; records are regular-season records.
2025President's Trophycorey · Porkchop Sandwiches · 14-6-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. corey (Porkchop Sandwiches), 261.65–172.35
1Armothy's RevengeChris13-7-0
2Porkchop Sandwichescorey14-6-0
3Johns Brother's TeamJustin12-8-0
4John's Shitty TeamJohn13-7-0
5I'm ScoreSteel Curtain13-7-0
6Skeembrian12-8-0
7Minnesota MunchinEric (Since '05)10-10-0
8Don't B a Drag Just B a QueenJim6-14-0
9Noob NoobMatt7-13-0
10balls and wienersCorazzi11-9-0
2024President's TrophyJohn · John's Shitty Team · 18-3-0ChampionJohn · John's Shitty Team
Final: John (John's Shitty Team) def. Corazzi (FM@BB), 227.75–176.55
1John's Shitty TeamJohn18-3-0
2FM@BBCorazzi13-8-0
3Johns Brother's TeamJustin13-8-0
4Porkchop Sandwichescorey12-9-0
5Minnesota Center EmporiumEric (Since '05)11-10-0
6Armothy's RevengeChris10-11-0
7Noob NoobMatt8-13-0
8Radio Shack has osgood dealsGreen10-11-0
9I'm ScoreSteel Curtain9-12-0
10Don't B a Drag Just B a QueenJim6-15-0
2023President's TrophyCorazzi · Leon's Dry Cider Company · 16-6-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. Steel Curtain (I'm Score), 302.70–253.25
1Armothy's RevengeChris15-7-0
2I'm ScoreSteel Curtain12-10-0
3My Luck is not OsgoodGreen13-9-0
4Leon's Dry Cider CompanyCorazzi16-6-0
5Trinidad and TobagoAnthony14-8-0
6Johns Brother's TeamJustin13-9-0
7Noob NoobMatt9-13-0
8Don't B a Drag Just B a QueenJim8-14-0
9Minnesota Man Knows HockeyEric (Since '05)11-11-0
10John's Shitty TeamJohn11-11-0
2022President's TrophyCorazzi · BackdoorSluts9 · 18-3-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. Corazzi (BackdoorSluts9), 274.75–257.05
1Armothy's RevengeChris16-5-0
2BackdoorSluts9Corazzi18-3-0
3Noob NoobMatt11-10-0
4John's Shitty TeamJohn12-9-0
5Trinidad and TobagoAnthony13-8-0
6Eric's Ice Munchers DEFENDEric (Since '05)16-5-0
7Johns Brother's TeamJustin11-10-0
8Skeembrian10-11-0
9The Warm Weather WilliesWill8-13-0
10Porkchop Sandwichescorey9-12-0
2021President's TrophyJustin · Johns Brother's Team · 16-6-0ChampionEric · Eric's Ice Munchers RETURN
Final: Eric (Eric's Ice Munchers RETURN) def. Matt (Noob Noob), 382.30–328.70
1Eric's Ice Munchers RETURNEric (Since '05)14-8-0
2Noob NoobMatt12-10-0
3Johns Brother's TeamJustin16-6-0
4Trinidad and TobagoAnthony13-9-0
5SkankHunt420Corazzi13-9-0
6Armothy's RevengeChris14-8-0
7John's Shitty TeamJohn11-11-0
8Porkchop Sandwichescorey12-10-0
9I'm ScoreSteel Curtain12-10-0
10Jim's Tip-Top TeamJim3-19-0
2020President's Trophycorey · Porkchop Sandwiches · 11-2-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. corey (Porkchop Sandwiches), 354.25–266.60
Shortened season.
1Armothy's RevengeChris10-3-0
2Porkchop Sandwichescorey11-2-0
3Skeembrian7-6-0
4Noob NoobMatt10-3-0
5John's Shitty TeamJohn8-5-0
6Trinidad and TobagoAnthony6-7-0
7Were The ManthaGreen4-9-0
8I'm ScoreSteel Curtain4-9-0
9Johns Brother's TeamJustin3-10-0
10Jim's Tip-Top TeamJim2-11-0
2019President's TrophyChris · Armothy's Revenge · 16-4-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. Eric (Eric's Ice Munchers), Score not recorded
COVID-shortened season; Yahoo records the champion and runner-up but no finals score.
1Armothy's RevengeChris16-4-0
2Eric's Ice MunchersEric (Since '05)15-5-0
3Johns Brother's TeamJustin13-7-0
4Noob NoobMatt13-7-0
5brian's Teambrian11-9-0
6John's Shitty TeamJohn10-10-0
7FSU BulldogsTeddy10-10-0
8Porkchop Sandwichescorey9-11-0
9Trinidad and TobagoAnthony8-12-0
10I'm ScoreSteel Curtain5-15-0
11Andy's Swag TeamAndy5-15-0
12Jim's Tip-Top TeamJim5-15-0
2018President's TrophyEric · Eric's Ice Munchers · 17-3-0Championbrian · brian's Team
Final: brian (brian's Team) def. Chris (Armothy's Revenge), 196.00–156.12
1brian's Teambrian13-7-0
2Armothy's RevengeChris13-7-0
3Eric's Ice MunchersEric (Since '05)17-3-0
4John's Shitty TeamJohn15-5-0
5I'm ScoreSteel Curtain10-10-0
6Porkchop Sandwichescorey12-8-0
7Noob NoobMatt8-12-0
8Jim's Notable TeamJim3-17-0
9Andy's Swag TeamAndy10-10-0
10Trinidad and BluthAnthony5-15-0
11Belongs in the TrashEric (Since '13)6-14-0
12FSU BulldogsTeddy8-12-0
2017President's TrophyChris · Armothy's Revenge · 18-3-0ChampionChris · Armothy's Revenge
Final: Chris (Armothy's Revenge) def. Matt (Noob Noob), 582.12–486.84
1Armothy's RevengeChris18-3-0
2Noob NoobMatt15-6-0
3Sleepy Gary & Jerryhidden15-6-0
4Ur Mom's Terry FlapsJake Dobson11-10-0
5Eric's Ice MunchersEric (Since '05)10-11-0
6John's Shitty TeamJohn9-12-0
7Franklin BluthAnthony9-12-0
8FSU BulldogsTeddy9-12-0
9Jess Mancini's BikesMatt v5-16-0
10Porkchop Sandwichescorey4-17-0
2016President's TrophyMatt · Just Ice for Harambe · 16-4-0Championmanager hidden · Jan Michael Vincents
Final: manager hidden (Jan Michael Vincents) def. Chris (Goodbye Moonmen), 256.86–242.69
1Jan Michael Vincentshidden14-6-0
2Goodbye MoonmenChris13-7-0
3The Pecan SandiesMatt v15-5-0
4Just Ice for HarambeMatt16-4-0
5MakeAmericaSk8AgainGreen11-9-0
6Franklin BluthAnthony13-7-0
747 Indelible PandasJake Dobson7-13-0
8The SquanchersEric (Since '13)10-10-0
9The 07 Britneyshidden7-13-0
10BenAffleck's Batsackhidden6-14-0
11John's Shitty TeamJohn6-14-0
12Cry Baby 87Justin (Since '13)2-18-0
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey league history, verified October 12, 2026. View the 2016 Yahoo archive. History begins in 2016; no earlier MPBC season appears in Yahoo. The 2019 season was COVID-shortened and has no finals score recorded; 2020 was also shortened.
Rivalry log
Old playoff grudges are now credited to managers across every team-name era. The complete weekly ledger begins in 2026–27.
What the archive can prove: Yahoo exposes past final standings and playoff brackets, but not pre-2026 weekly regular-season matchups. Historical playoff meetings are included below; the full game-by-game regular-season record starts with 2026–27 Week 1.
Historical playoff meetings · 2016–25
Jan Michael Vincents over Chris2016 final · Jan Michael Vincents vs Goodbye Moonmen
256.86–242.69Matt v over Matt2016 third place · The Pecan Sandies vs Just Ice for Harambe
157.99–131.45Chris over Matt2017 final · Armothy's Revenge vs Noob Noob
582.12–486.84Hidden manager over Jake Dobson2017 third place · Sleepy Gary & Jerry vs Ur Mom's Terry Flaps
463.86–429.10brian over Chris2018 final · brian's Team vs Armothy's Revenge
196.00–156.12Eric over John2018 third place · Eric's Ice Munchers vs John's Shitty Team
182.40–135.54Chris over Eric2019 final · Armothy's Revenge vs Eric's Ice Munchers
Score not recordedChris over corey2020 final · Armothy's Revenge vs Porkchop Sandwiches
354.25–266.60brian over Matt2020 third place · Skeem vs Noob Noob
225.80–214.20Eric over Matt2021 final · Eric's Ice Munchers RETURN vs Noob Noob
382.30–328.70Justin over Anthony2021 third place · Johns Brother's Team vs Trinidad and Tobago
282.05–216.40Chris over Corazzi2022 final · Armothy's Revenge vs BackdoorSluts9
274.75–257.05Matt over John2022 third place · Noob Noob vs John's Shitty Team
282.25–188.05Chris over Steel Curtain2023 final · Armothy's Revenge vs I'm Score
302.70–253.25Green over Corazzi2023 third place · My Luck is not Osgood vs Leon's Dry Cider Company
249.35–231.65John over Corazzi2024 final · John's Shitty Team vs FM@BB
227.75–176.55Justin over corey2024 third place · Johns Brother's Team vs Porkchop Sandwiches
191.45–186.85Chris over corey2025 final · Armothy's Revenge vs Porkchop Sandwiches
261.65–172.35Justin over John2025 third place · Johns Brother's Team vs John's Shitty Team
212.30–210.352026–27 regular season
Armothy's Revenge over Noob NoobWeek 2 · 212.15–141.60
1–0balls and wieners over SkeemWeek 2 · 240.40–124.05
1–0Johns Brother's Team over Don't B a Drag Just B a QueenWeek 2 · 218.00–196.10
1–0John's Shitty Team over Wyld StallynsWeek 2 · 161.20–139.45
1–0Father of Minnesota Twins over Porkchop SandwichesWeek 2 · 238.35–210.80
1–0Jew Tang Clan over Trinidad and TobagoWeek 2 · 205.40–193.50
1–0Armothy's Revenge over Jew Tang ClanWeek 1 · 212.40–209.15
1–0Porkchop Sandwiches over balls and wienersWeek 1 · 182.45–136.15
1–0Trinidad and Tobago over Don't B a Drag Just B a QueenWeek 1 · 168.95–143.60
1–0John's Shitty Team over Father of Minnesota TwinsWeek 1 · 156.80–152.30
1–0Skeem over Johns Brother's TeamWeek 1 · 170.65–139.65
1–0Noob Noob over Wyld StallynsWeek 1 · 194.65–134.05
1–0Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey historical playoff brackets and 2026–27 matchup results, verified October 12, 2026. Historical names are resolved to managers where Yahoo exposes the identity; hidden profiles remain marked hidden rather than guessed.
Standings + luck
The official order, plus a running count of who earned it and who escaped with it.
Sort by
| # | Team | W–L | PF | PA | Lucky | Unlucky | R. lucky | R. unlucky |
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All-play records
Each team's record if it had faced all 11 opponents every week. Schedule excuses have left the building.
Armothy's Revenge19–3
Jew Tang Clan16–6
Porkchop Sandwiches15–7
Father of Minnesota Twins14–8
balls and wieners12–10
Noob Noob11–11
Johns Brother's Team11–11
Trinidad and Tobago10–12
John's Shitty Team8–14
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen8–14
Skeem7–15
Wyld Stallyns1–21
Show weekly breakdown
Armothy's Revenge11–08–3
Jew Tang Clan10–16–5
Porkchop Sandwiches8–37–4
Father of Minnesota Twins4–710–1
balls and wieners1–1011–0
Noob Noob9–22–9
Johns Brother's Team2–99–2
Trinidad and Tobago6–54–7
John's Shitty Team5–63–8
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen3–85–6
Skeem7–40–11
Wyld Stallyns0–111–10
LuckyFinished 7th–12th in weekly scoring and won.
UnluckyFinished top six in weekly scoring and lost.
Really luckyFinished bottom three and won.
Really unluckyFinished top three and lost.
No double counting: “Really lucky” replaces “Lucky,” and “Really unlucky” replaces “Unlucky.” A team receives one badge or the other in a given week, never both. Week 1: Jew Tang Clan was really unlucky; John's Shitty Team was lucky. Week 2: John's Shitty Team was lucky again; Porkchop Sandwiches was unlucky. Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey; verified October 12, 2026.
Matchup room
Every completed week, stacked in one gloriously dense ledger.
Week 2 · Oct 5–11
Armothy's Revenge212.15
Noob Noob141.60
League leader rolls
Noob Noob won Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday, but Armothy's Revenge's big days were bigger: 45.65 Thursday and 53.00 Saturday. Jack Eichel (31.75) and Linus Ullmark (26.70) led Armothy's Revenge; Alex DeBrincat (21.00) and Beckett Sennecke (19.75) led Noob Noob. Karel Vejmelka's 10.40-point Saturday win stayed on Noob Noob's bench.
balls and wieners240.40
Skeem124.05
Season high
balls and wieners hung the highest score through two weeks behind a drafted core that needed no waiver-wire help. Skeem posted 78.05 through Friday and 46.00 across the weekend. The 116.35-point margin is the season's most lopsided result.
Johns Brother's Team218.00
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen196.10
Comeback of the week
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen led for five days and carried a 22.00-point lead into Saturday. Johns Brother's Team answered with 75.25—the week's best single night—and closed Sunday 16.25–9.75 to win by 21.90.
John's Shitty Team161.20
Wyld Stallyns139.45
Luck strikes twice
John's Shitty Team did it again: the ninth-best score of the week, another win. Wyld Stallyns posted the week's second-lowest score and made 161.20 stand up. John's Shitty Team is 2–0 with the third-fewest points; both wins are officially lucky.
Father of Minnesota Twins238.35
Porkchop Sandwiches210.80
Defense wins weeks
Father of Minnesota Twins got 77.50 points from Cale Makar, Roman Josi, Quinn Hughes, and Mikhail Sergachev, plus 35.75 from Brandon Hagel. Porkchop Sandwiches posted the fifth-best score, won the goalie battle, and still lost by 27.55.
Jew Tang Clan205.40
Trinidad and Tobago193.50
Closest finish
Trinidad and Tobago used a 63.60-point Saturday to cut a 26.00-point deficit to 1.90, then managed only 9.25 on Sunday while Jew Tang Clan closed with 19.25. Andrei Svechnikov's 28.00 led the matchup in a losing effort; Nathan MacKinnon scored 24.00 for Jew Tang Clan.
Week 1 · Sep 28–Oct 4
Armothy's Revenge212.40
Jew Tang Clan209.15
Schedule fraud
The week's two highest scores landed in one matchup because the schedule is a criminal. Elias Pettersson erupted for 33.75, but Dylan Guenther and Leon Draisaitl answered with 28.25 apiece. Armothy's Revenge escaped by 3.25; Jew Tang Clan posted the league's second-best score and received one beautifully useless loss.
Trinidad and Tobago168.95
Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen143.60
Superstar duel
Evan Bouchard dropped 38.75—the week's best individual performance—and Connor McDavid fired back with 38.00. Trinidad and Tobago won the superstar duel by 0.75 and the actual matchup by 25.35. Don't B a Drag Just B a Queen got a 38-point masterpiece and still watched the supporting cast wander into a wood chipper.
Noob Noob194.65
Wyld Stallyns134.05
Week's biggest blowout
Noob Noob's leading scorer was goaltender Lukas Dostal at 19.30, normally a sentence that precedes a wellness check. Instead, Noob Noob stacked the league's third-best score and won by 60.60. Wyld Stallyns countered with Ilya Sorokin's 23.30, then supplied the week's lowest team total as decorative scenery.
Porkchop Sandwiches182.45
balls and wieners136.15
The $0 superstar
Kyle Connor led Porkchop Sandwiches with 30.00 in a comfortable 46.30-point win. Vasily Podkolzin somehow topped that with 30.75 after a $0 claim for balls and wieners, outscoring every balls and wieners draft pick. The rest of balls and wieners contributed 105.40 points of premium ambience.
Skeem170.65
Johns Brother's Team139.65
Supporting cast vacancy
Filip Hronek powered Skeem with 28.25, while Mika Zibanejad led Johns Brother's Team with 17.25—the lowest team-high in the league. Skeem won by 31.00. Johns Brother's Team produced a leading scorer who would not have cracked the top three on four other Week 1 rosters, an efficient way to make the recap write itself.
John's Shitty Team156.80
Father of Minnesota Twins152.30
Lowest winning score
John's Shitty Team won by 4.50 behind Igor Shesterkin's matchup-best 23.80. John's Shitty Team needed every scrap: Matthew Knies scored 18.75 as the third-best performer for John's Shitty Team, already better than Father of Minnesota Twins leader Mikhail Sergachev at 17.25. A 156.80 was the week's lowest winning score, and Father of Minnesota Twins still could not clear it.
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey matchup results. Verified October 12, 2026.
Week 3 current scores
Week in progress · Monday, October 12 complete. Scores are a snapshot, not finals.
Source: Yahoo Fantasy Hockey matchup results, daily team totals, and player scoring. Week 3 is an in-progress snapshot through Monday, October 12, 2026; Week 1 and Week 2 remain archived finals.